Avantages
If you’re someone who enjoys getting paid to do the bare minimum, congratulations, you’ve found your paradise. Here, effort is optional, talent is threatening, and accountability is just a myth whispered in the break room.
You can harass your way through the day, and instead of HR knocking on your door, they’ll probably promote you for “team spirit.” Truly the last stronghold of the patriarchy, a safe space for men who peaked in 1998.
The management? Imagine a group of toddlers fighting over a steering wheel… on a ship that’s already sinking. They’ll throw you under the bus faster than you can say “company values,” even when they’re the ones driving the thing off a cliff.
There is some hidden talent here, emphasis on hidden, because God forbid someone actually performs better than management. If you shine too bright, expect false accusations and a one-way ticket to unemployment land.
Love drama? Enjoy office politics that make Game of Thrones look like a kindergarten play? Then buckle up. Just don’t expect support if you ever get sick, unless you count a “thoughts and prayers” email sent two weeks late.
Inconvénients
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