Raj-not Rides in to Save Hyperloop Startup from the Jaws of Extinction - Avis employé Software Engineer Hyperloop One

Where do I even start? If surviving not one, but four rounds of layoff in both 2022 and 2023 hasn't already screamed 'Run for the hills!', then hold onto your hyperloops! This once bustling company now boasts a grand total of 20+ engineers, alongside the CEO's trusty woofers (yes, you heard that right), a legal expert, a two-person HR team, and the email lady. It's like a post-apocalyptic office with a hint of eccentricity. As for projects, well, forget about those! All that remains is a software pipe dream concocted by some guy from Europe. And brace yourself for the highlight of the show: the CEO himself, masquerading as an engineer while wielding a 'shut up' wand for anyone daring to mention concepts he can't comprehend. It's a comically brutal mix of shrinking resources, delusion, and the occasional bark. Welcome to the circus, folks!